Buoyancy

Disclaimer: I apologize to anyone offended by the expletives in my posts. But my mom raised me to swear like a sailor, so you can blame her (Hi, Mom!).  I’m a little pissed off lately. Do you want to know why? I don’t care, I’ll tell you anyway: WAIT. Let’s backtrack.  Let me start with […]

Ink

    I’m out on a smoke break at work (shocker). Seriously, I must have PLEASE TALK TO ME written across my forehead. I thought I had a pretty solid resting bitch face, but it just doesn’t stop people from inviting themselves into my quiet time. Quite often I try to bury myself into my phone, looking busy “texting” my friends, […]